One of my friends reading this post said "you talked about all your children except Melanie." Yes, that is true- but let me explain. There are way too many cute adorable stories I could tell about Melanie- but do understand that she is now a Freshman in High school- a teenage girl of 14. She is therefore absolutely mortified if I say anything about her- mostly about her body. But I am not going to talk about her current figure- just her former cute baby thighs. Because now she is in her self conscious teen years- that I remember myself all to well.
Why do they care about a baby pictures years ago- cute that it may be? Well because it is all too embarrassing and humiliating that's why. So maybe I can slide a Melanie story in here anyway- hopefully not crushing her "cool" too much- after all I doubt that any of her peers are reading my blog anyway.
My Melanie was my biggest baby- almost eight pounds. She was also my only baby with hair and chubby thighs- well chub all over. But I loved her little thighs- they were so Pillsbury dough boy sweet adorable baby thighs. Just thinking about them warms my heart- she was such a cherub. Even now she can be an angel when she is not obsessed with teenage angst and hating us- her parents- for being such complete dork uncool sub human beings.
Why do they care about a baby pictures years ago- cute that it may be? Well because it is all too embarrassing and humiliating that's why. So maybe I can slide a Melanie story in here anyway- hopefully not crushing her "cool" too much- after all I doubt that any of her peers are reading my blog anyway.
My Melanie was my biggest baby- almost eight pounds. She was also my only baby with hair and chubby thighs- well chub all over. But I loved her little thighs- they were so Pillsbury dough boy sweet adorable baby thighs. Just thinking about them warms my heart- she was such a cherub. Even now she can be an angel when she is not obsessed with teenage angst and hating us- her parents- for being such complete dork uncool sub human beings.
So to my Melanie- I am grateful for your adorable baby thighs (above photo taken in 1994- she was about ten months old). Though of course you no longer have them Melanie- you are an slim gorgeous teen that once had the cutest baby thighs ever.
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